edwardspoonhands:

great-tweets:

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

brotticelli:

fromanotherroom:

Clair De Lune playing from another room
Claude Debussy

the year is 1910 and i’m at a fancy party somewhere in paris. i’m wearing a silk gown and the rubies my husband gave me this very evening to celebrate our second anniversary. he is inside, searching for a glass of champagne for me to drink. my lesbian girlfriend and i step out onto the balcony as the curtains billow in the wind. we close the doors, muffling the sound of the music from inside, and i promise her that tomorrow, while he is sleeping, i will leave with her to a small cottage that i have purchased near the ocean and we will live there and grow herbs. possibly, we will adopt several cats. my son, jacques, will look after us as we grow old. we embrace fleetingly. she goes back inside. i await my husband.

dreamstormed:

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-Wook

bi-trans-alliance:

MJ Rodriguez (who plays Blanca Evangelista on Pose) at GLAAD Gala San Francisco 2018 (source)

Thank you

paypigbi:

Another day another person I served!

Today I gave away another 1000€

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I’m giving away 5,000€ to 5 random tumblr followers who reblog this and 10,000€ to a random lucky person who sends me a message on Sweatcoin
(PayPB)


Tumblr isn’t sending me everyone’s message, so please if you could tell me of an app I could use to send people money while keeping everyone anonymous that would be great

Money doesn’t make me happy, but it can make you! So let’s find a way so I can share it with everyone

i’m a paypig

browningtons:

paypigbi:

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

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ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

this is the money cuck, reblog and money will find you

bassiter:

California Dreamin’ by The Mamas & The Papas except it’s playing from a box radio while you sit on the porch of a Yosemite Ranger Station in the very early morning. It’s summer. It’s 1979. And you love your job.

→ Actress Megan Fox on Gender Neutral Children: Let Them Be Who They Are

thighschool:

lenacorp:

femmewitch:

wow … she said/did that

“It’s not our job to shape them into the people we think they should be,” says Fox. “It’s our job to receive, with grace, the lessons they bring us.“

wow queen

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

paganinpurple:

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

raveyyrave:

writefroot:

30thchamber:

imjustjason:

honeybeeluck:

chocolatefantasy13:

pretty-boi-joy:

venusians:

glamhoeour:

dominawritesthings:

queenangelique:

kixgbear:

just-jay25:

badgyal-k:

latenightsugar:

modelinterrupted:

blckrapunzel:

ramisonetruelove:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

😂😂

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

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Originally posted by thedailyshow

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

😨

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

marisayouass:

helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:

rozella1313:

attackonmikaelson:

imbatmanurnot:

ask-awkward-teen-dipper:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

Seriously? I ain’t risking SHIT!

Would never risk my mom

Mom I love chu

My mama just walked out the door like I’m going to risk this

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

SHE IS ALL I HAVE, TUMBLR! STOP THIS!

DUH

nicknamenyquil:

I aspire to such a cleansing peaceful experience